Thursday, March 22, 2007

Yup...

Monday, March 12, 2007

Top funniest things said today by Cat P Chin Schwartz Whatever

1. Chokin my Chicken (while referring on how to eat quickly when you have a baby)
2. Whale Sperm (while referring to my Miracle Whip on my sandwich)
3. "Move outta my way you FAT ASS BITCH" (while driving)
4. "I bought $30 USED shoes today!! But I spent $6 on capri's!"
5. "I have a 30 pounder, Catie was that what like last year?"
6. "Paul wouldn't feed Tate because it was 3 minutes ahead of his schedule."
7. "OMG I hate Iowa." (Because NO ONE knew that.....LMFAO)
8. "I had a dress and heels on and I had to walk through mud or manure or whatever the heck it was but it all smelled like shit."
9. "While walking in the dress and carrying 30 pounds of Tate, he tried to help himself to the Num Num." (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

Thats all for now!!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA

Fun Weekend :)

I am currently listening to Cat RANT about IOWA. OMFG....so funny. Funniest statement ever "It smelled like manure everywhere!!" and Paul's reply "Its that time of year!!"
So heres my kick butt new top I bought 2 months ago and have never worn.

and of course some pics of me and my friends from this weekend
*WARNING* SOME MAY APPEAR SCARY BUT THEY REALLY ARENT HAHAHHAHAHAA:





I found this on Mikeys comments tags on myspace. LMFAO....

And Catie got her SIMS expansion Pets Pack we won off of Ebay, it was from Thailand. Yeah it was in Thai. But I am so thankful for the wonderful Gene pool I came from and the brains I inherited to be able to figure out how to transpose it. Thanks for the brains Mom and Dad, Catie has watched the mail for 3 weeks for it and she woulda had a melt down.

And one more thing, I am currently eating a ham sandwich with Miracle Whip. Reminds me of my grandma that I miss so much.

Which Card Are You?


You are The Magician


Skill, wisdom, adaptation. Craft, cunning, depending on dignity.


Eleoquent and charismatic both verbally and in writing,
you are clever, witty, inventive and persuasive.


The Magician is the male power of creation, creation by willpower and desire. In that ancient sense, it is the ability to make things so just by speaking them aloud. Reflecting this is the fact that the Magician is represented by Mercury. He represents the gift of tongues, a smooth talker, a salesman. Also clever with the slight of hand and a medicine man - either a real doctor or someone trying to sell you snake oil.


What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out. HEY MOM THIS IS WHERE YOU CLICK TO FIND THIS THING SINCE YOUR ALWAYS YELLING AT ME TO SHARE MY FUN STUFF

Saturday, March 10, 2007

Catie Loves Social Studies

No really, she hates it more than anyone I have ever met.
Don't get it. I have alway done well in that subject and actually LOVED it.
I am on a mission. I will teach her until she gets an A+ in that damn class.

New study guides with all of the answers located in each chapter. Man, I could be a 6th grade teacher, but I hate Math and Science.

Catie is going to scream and fight. But I'll win..later with details on her pending test grade. But ll buy her a new book for being a champ:

Yes it us a rel book...HAHAHAAA

Friday, March 09, 2007

Andy Can Drive....kinda...LMAO

Andy is signing up for drivers ed. So yesterday I let him pull my car forward. I asked him, can you do it? To which he replied "No." Andy has never driven. EVER. Neither had Mike the first time we went, but he was instinctive, Drew was intimidated. I tossed him the keys and got in.

He starts the car I tell him foot on the break, put it in drive, next step on the gas...(here I was going to say lightly but all he heard was step on the gas.)
I almost shit.
The garage is about 30 feet from where we were and zoom we were there, Andy slams on the brake about 6 feet from the garage door and I said, you have room. Again slammed on that pedal and then brake in about 2 ungodly seconds. It was hilarious. I thought for sure he was goin through the garage door. I think i have whiplash today..HAHHAAHHA!!

Good Morning!

SO watch the Mom, Mom, Mom Stewie video and you will have Catie this morning.
Let me count the ways I love 7 am.
#1- .....
Forget it, I know there arent any.
I miss Cat P cuz I usually call her when I first wake up since God knows how long she has been up with Mister Happy Morning Sunshine. (That would be Tate A.K.A. Stewie Schwartz)

Im sitting here sipping green tea with honey, (that's such a lie, but it is green!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAA
Break fast of Champions across the world...




Made a new rule in life:
Never to regret and never to look back.
Regret is an appalling waste of energy; y
ou can't build on it; it's only for wallowing in.


Love my lil bro. Andy can be a jerk, the whole family knows it, but I know he loves me.
I had a bad day on Wednesday and when I came in the house he just engulfed me in a hug, a true "I just love you hug." You only get those kinds of hugs from your own babies, and brothers like mine.
Yesterday came home with a butt load of groceries and had the ominous task of hauling them all up the stairs. So I said to myself:
"Self, you need a brudder."
Went to the chin house in search of a certain owner of a Red Mustang, (not sure if the ER cops have figured out who the real owner is.)
The driveway was empty but both garage doors open I figured Andy was home. I asked, no problem, hopped in the car and off he went and carried the majority up for me. He rocks.

Thursday, March 08, 2007

Lil Miss Catie Jeanne


Yesterday Catie violated some rules. She was punished with no TV at bedtime, reading only, lights out at 9:30 and an unlimited amount of chores when she got home from school. She actually took the chores like a champ, did the dishes, vacuumed the house, and even made me dinner. Yup, she made her new favorite, Taco Salad, all on her own.

Okay, it didnt really look like that, but to her it did. I spoil her too much, I gave in and bought the music toothbrush. It was on sale at Wal Mart and I love to see her smile.

She peed. Brushed her teeth dry full of Oreo's to try it out. It was pretty sick. Its a great concept, only plays the music if its pressed on your teeth and for 2 minutes which is the perfect amount of time. Im OCD about dental so it was worth it.

This is our new motto.

Shes my

Mom, Mom, Mom

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

The COSI Trip



Roll call was at 8:30 AM. First off, gross.But I was up at 7 with Erin and Catie chattering away so excited they couldn't stand it. Erin had spent the night because Im the cool mom and I do hair. I like being the cool mom :)

Showed up and an old buddy of Dustin's, Dan Knickerbocker, was also a chaperone. Helluva catch but too shy for me....LMAO. My group consisted of Catie's ex boyfriend Corey, who still loves her, and Catie's love of her life Jonathon Brunton. The three of them were buds though and it was awesome to see her have so much fun. So here was my crew:



These are bus pictures.





We got there and there was this hanging rope that a tension rope so you could bounce up and down by pulling on it without jumping. That was the first stop.




Then we went and did all the science crap none of them cared about, just wanted some hands on fun.






Then we went to the Roller Coaster simulator with Erin and her group. It was a blast.



Next there was a race thingy that timed how fast you went. My girl beat out 4 of the boys standing there. :)


Then onto more hands on stuff.






Catie decided she was going to try and ride the infamous bike over the wire. Heres a pic of the distance. Keep in mind it's totally safe, no one has died yet. She didnt make it but got on and went about maybe 2 feet and freaked out. The pic before the bike was her face as she was next in line.




Then a typical Erin and Catie shot, Erin on the phone and Catie on the computer....



The kids had a riot although the age group I think is a little old for them. I missed Auntie Cat, Tate would have LOVED it. So heres a whole bunch of pics from the rest of the day.








And my personal favorite: